Rosemary Mint Shampoo

My family is staying at the newly opened Hotel Zoso in Palm Springs for some pre-Christmas festivities. The service here is impeccable, the decor modern. There's a 42" plasma screen TV in every room. My only complaint lies with the complimentary bottles of rosemary mint shampoo in the bathroom. Under no circumstances should my head smell like a freshly grilled pork chop.